Matt Cutts is the Head of Web Spam at Google. He is the person in the SEO World that people listen to when he talks about how to rank, good SEO practises and so on.
Matt regularly releases some very interesting and useful videos on his Youtube Channel for Webmasters, but this video, shown below, is a “Mash-up” parody of Matt’s advice by combining many of his videos into one funny and very un-true advice article.
Take a look and whatever you do don’t follow this advice!!!